Reasons why you might want to contact Adam:

• To bestow great wealth upon him in exchange for an event or appearance.
• To enlarge his ego further through praise of his literary output.
• You are an exotically located prince looking to quickly relocate inherited wealth.

Reasons you shouldn’t contact Adam, thanks very much:

• You want him to do something but won’t pay him.
• You want to tell him you didn’t like his books.
• You’re pretending to be a exotically located Prince looking to quickly relocate inherited wealth, while secretly planning to rob Adam of his last two lucky silver coins.