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About Me

I'm a 30 year old Englishman, who makes a living making and selling products at The Hipstery, or writing jokes articles and books. If you're are here it's probably because you've read something I've written and want to tell me that I have no idea how to use a comma, which I already know. But thanks. Anyway, now you're here, waste a few minutes of your  employers time and have a look around.

For books, I'm represented by Landwehr & Cie.

Skills

  • Baldness
  • Hunchedness
  • Biscuit Eating
  • Napping
  • Forgetting
  • Writing
  • Jokes

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Latest from the Blog

New Website, New Book Deals

April 24, 2013

I have exciting news, a new website and book deals. Here’s a blog post about all of that.

A letter to Steve Jobs Concerning The Beatles

April 22, 2013

This is a sample chapter from my book of short stories and letters written to celebrities that won’t reply. It’s called A Picnic for Perverts and you should stop what you’re doing and go get a copy.