About Me

I'm a 32 year old Englishman, who makes a living writing jokes articles and books. If you're are here it's probably because you've read something I've written and want to tell me that I have no idea how to use a comma, which I already know. But thanks. Anyway, now you're here, waste a few minutes of your employer's time and have a look around.

You can hire me. I like writing books, articles and giving talks. Since I'm an Imposter Syndrome sufferer, my prices are very reasonable! 


  • Baldness
  • Hunchedness
  • Biscuit Eating
  • Napping
  • Forgetting
  • Writing
  • Jokes

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