You can mostly find me working on:
I'm a 33 year old Englishman, who makes a living writing
jokes articles and books. If you're here it's probably because you've read something I've written and want to tell me that I have no idea how to use a comma, which I already know. But thanks. Anyway, now you're here, waste a few minutes of your employer's time and have a look around.
You can hire me. I like writing books, articles and giving talks (and because I'm a Impostor Syndrome sufferer, my prices are very reasonable).
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